Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle

A crazy fucked up bitch that likes to fuck with people but can’t handle the fact that can’t nobody see shit unless you push it to the side…..

Oh look there goes the Twisted Beluga Tetriswaffle amber right there

by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025

Twist cone

Getting a blowjob from one person while simultaneously getting a rimjob from another person.

Dude. I took took these chicks home last night and totally got a twist cone.

by Pastor Chad May 30, 2022

twisting my udder

When somethings surprising or causes confusion.

"Joeys only a sophmore?! Man you've gotta be twisting my udder!!"

by Celendine February 14, 2023

Twisted A

A person that got brainwashed my That vegan teacher and has a IQ lower than average.

Twisted A thinks at Cats can go vegan.

by I love Milk and CHeese June 27, 2021

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

Pull Bite Twist

A sexual act done while performing fellatio, as the receiver nears climax the giving partner will simultaneously pull anal beads from the receivers anus, gently bite the shaft just below the tip of the penis, and twist one of the receivers nipples, when done correctly the person receiving the Pull bite twist (abbreviated PBT) will have a much more intense orgasm. This is due to the massage of the prostate in conjunction with the thrilling pain of a nipple twist and cockbite mid orgasm.

male#1 Dude that old guy is a freak!
male#2 Yeah he told my girlfriend to do the Pull Bite Twist!
male#1 so how did it go?
male#2 I came buckets...

by Chefboyarbeiber November 26, 2013

Shamalanian-twist

Whether during story telling or in real life, an unexpected circumstance alters the entire perception and view of the preceding events

Vanessa said she loved me, but in a shamalanian-twist, she got married to my best friend.

by Kid Cardashian April 25, 2023