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Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
by dawnmusic December 20, 2016
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acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.
Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'
by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018
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Standardized Test Fright

Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.
To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.
by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018
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The Ass Reflex Test

A test that tests the reflexes of your ass
Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast
by ASaShA November 9, 2010
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Jungle Bar Test

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.
"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."
by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012
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besties with testes

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.
Besties with testes is a great non profit!
by Queen of the balls April 25, 2016
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one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)
One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(
by GangstaE April 24, 2003
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