scantron test

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.

::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

by eliteskills.com May 18, 2004

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

by I Want To Do A Suicide April 27, 2017

Battery Test

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.

"I would like to giver her a battery test"

by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010

Paper bag test

The use of a brown paper bag to determine if a black African is light enough to gain admittance to a party or organization. If said African's skin tone is lighter than or the same color as a brown paper bag then they are judged worthy to enter the party(as in a social event, not a political party) or be admitted into the organization, such as a fraternity.

"Girl, don't you go thinkin' 'bout joinin' no Gamma Rays, you is darker than de night sky on a moonless night, you ain't never gonna pass the paper bag test."

by Nunya B. August 14, 2008

piss test

something that occurs a lot to people at my school...the way to pass it is to drink obscene amounts of water to the point of explosion.

ugh.....16 more bottles of water then im clean!

by yo mamma May 21, 2003

awesomeness test

1) An act of what appears to be generosity- such as lending an acquaintance a CD or movie, etc., or allowing them to choose what to do for fun- that is really more of a method of evaluating whether or not they're up to your cool standards.

2) An inner struggle that involves the choice between what you believe is cool and what society tells you is cool; if you allow your sense of coolness to triumph over popular opinion, you have passed the awesomeness test.

1) When she let him pick which club to go to, he thought that she must really be into him, but in reality she was just giving him an awesomeness test.

2) When, against her interests, she went with her friends to see a Fallout Boy concert instead of staying home and watching Quentin Tarantino movies and drinking Coke and rum, she knew she had failed another awesomeness test and was too dejected to even find the fact that the lead singer looks like a monkey humorous.

by Megsi October 17, 2005

the Frank Hvam-test

A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.

The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.

Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam

- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”

- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”

by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014