Tell it to Elton

A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.

Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.

Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.

by TheCommish36 May 29, 2009

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.

"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009

tell me next week!

This phrase is used to interrupt somone when they are speaking because you just don't feel like listening to them talk.

"Oh man, I had such a terrible night! I went home because I left the minestrone soup on the stove and..."

- "tell me next week!!"

by mgfrjw November 4, 2009

telephone gangster

a person who puts up a front, lies, or pretends like they are a gangster (hard, tough, a real bad ass) while on the phone but, is truthfully a sorry ass coward full of shit, to scary to fight.

Why that weak ass bitch didn't do shit when she saw me cause, the tramp ain't nothing but a telephone gangster.

by the baddest bitches March 12, 2010

Telephelmet

1. A helmet constructed entirely out of Telephones.

"Hey, whats Lady Gaga wearing on her head? Oh, its just her Telephelmet."

by The Saxon March 18, 2010

Telezombie

1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.

1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.

by Lord Aexerus December 24, 2010

Teletubbist

Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.

The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"

by Rasnodar December 25, 2010