toaster

1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic

I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.

by olivesmarch4th July 1, 2005

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.

John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

by G,J,E,M,M,N,R,RJ March 12, 2009

Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 8, 2002

toaster-face

An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.

Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.

by Haukness January 24, 2005

Toaster Mage

Some Guy that loves Pie

"Remotocon: you must love pie
ToasterMage: yes"

by Gotmad (Remotocon) January 27, 2005

Testeria

Antonym of hysteria. Obsessively technical state, with insufficient regard to subjective charge. Putting the collective before the individual, or the project before the self.

Monty Python's Black Knight displayed satirical levels of Testeria.

by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015