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taking a yard 

A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.
A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."
taking a yard by dootch March 23, 2005
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Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

smooth talking 

The skillful act of twisting yourself out of deep shit and picking up the one and only girl you want.
"Oh my goodness, you're so good at smooth talking!"
smooth talking by Smoothtalker February 21, 2015

Talking Sideways 

Making insinuating remarks while using often exaggerated references to someone or something else. This way if confronted, it can be denied- like a passive aggressive little bitch. Common among gay males and females.
While glancing at you, pretending to talk about something else: “That guy Is an asshole! He’s such an asshole.” “Bitch, quit talking sideways.”
Talking Sideways by S Alan February 16, 2020

Taking Back Sunday 

The band that began the MTV emo movement. Marked by turbulent member changes and their leade singer's poppy vocals, the video that broke them, Cute Without the 'e' (Cut From the Team), was based on Fight Club.
Taking Back Sunday OWNS MY LIFE.

talking a walk on the wild side 

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

Tanning Bed 

Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.
A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.
Tanning Bed by ailene90 July 29, 2009