soosser

A person or animal who consumes babies.

Did you see tyler last night? He's such a soosser!

by Limp_Dickeron October 26, 2020

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020

Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swass

Short term for swamp ass, I figured swamp ass isn’t the best way to address it.

“Damn my ass is hella swassy rn”

by Jar Jar Drinks December 15, 2020

Swiss Gondola

When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.

I just can’t seem to stop pulling the ol’ Swiss gondola when I’m drunk!

by Kissin Kousin December 23, 2020