Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.

- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.

by NotoriousN September 26, 2019

Spaghettios

A magic spell used by one Mr Nikocado, said to cool any spicy food down to a good temperature

ALL THESE PEOPLE- SPAGHETTIOS!

by Bill domeson August 24, 2021

Spaghettitties

When you eat spaghetti and spill it on yourself while naked, you get spaghettitties.

Linda had to leave the party early because she spilled spaghetti all over herself. She has the spaghettitties.

by cheesywheely May 19, 2022

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles March 1, 2019

Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

by Egirl23 December 2, 2019

mr spaghetti

An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.

Mr Spaghetti yesh gooo

by Naynaynygga March 21, 2020