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Chocolate Banana Surprise

Coined from a popular pudding flavor, this is the sexual act when you slip out of hole #1 and accidentally penetrate hole #2. To effectively acheive the "Chocolate Banana Surprise" both parties involved should be unexpecting this to happen, which will most likely lead to chocolate on your banana.
Dude, I was doggin' my wife last night and accidentally slipped it in her butt... that was the best Chocolate Banana Surprise ever! I bet her balloon-knot is sore today!
by E-Nasty April 6, 2009
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red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
by bt February 27, 2003
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throw him a suprise party

when you throw someone a suprise party you rob them of all there CRACK/MONEY/DRUGS
that biatch better shut the fuck up otherwise we're gonna throw him a suprise party
by the big gimp September 22, 2005
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Columbian Surprise

When you cum on a girl's arm in a line and make her snort it.
Dude, I gave Jenny a columbian surprise last night and it's still up in her nose!
by Deliworkers December 18, 2008
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Surprise Sex

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"
Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me
by lololasd April 6, 2009
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Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.
by #freeuab January 20, 2015
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Whipped cream surprize

A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.
I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.
by Dash VMC June 25, 2005
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