by Armadillo Stomach September 3, 2021
Get the Armadillo Stomach mug.When you fuck a girl so deep and hard, that her egg fucking explodes. Then, causing an extinction in her ovaries.
It was a casual day in the Angry Bird Kingdom... and oh! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
Red: So Chuck you will not believe this
Chuck: Wha-
Bomb: Hey man what the fuck did you do to my bed.
Jay Jake and Jim: We fucked our 3 twin sisters last night!
Red: ...
Bomb: I just pounded your mother last night, Jake!
Jim: NANI?
Bomb: I gave her a dino stomach!
Matilda: Looks like I'll shoot other things out my ass!
\('v')/ good for you
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 15, 2022
Get the dino stomach mug.You drank to much wok heart and lean and over years got a constant bloating and noe you look like Babyface Ray.
by ITZEXEED August 22, 2022
Get the Lean Stomach mug.Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
Get the Crocodile Stomach mug.The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos
Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.
Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!
by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023
Get the Mexican Stomach Churner mug.A rare condition, in which the sufferer wretches/gags at innocuous stimuli unseen in other humans, making them unique by default
Also see: person who isn’t upper middle class enough to prescribe dietary requirements to every stranger, acquaintance and family member but still has random stomach irritation as a source of conversation
Also see: person who isn’t upper middle class enough to prescribe dietary requirements to every stranger, acquaintance and family member but still has random stomach irritation as a source of conversation
It was going so well until i said I didn’t agree with Stalinism, then she suddenly had bitch stomach
by FeelMyZest January 29, 2024
Get the bitch stomach mug.When a man presses down on a woman's lower abdomen during sex, pushing on the vaginal wall. This makes the woman feel the penis much better, and so it is more pleasureable for the woman. It may also stimulate the G-Spot.
This is best paired with The Pillow Thing.
This is best paired with The Pillow Thing.
by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024
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