bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.

Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.

"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"

by dei June 18, 2006

cunt sniffer

one who is a lesbien who sniffes of the cunt

Rossie O'donnel is a cunt sniffer

by jisko August 4, 2007

Sniffer

A sniffer, also commonly referred to as an "ass kisser," is one whom, basically, can't leave a person alone. A sniffer, will perform such actions as, following one around, calling or texting someone to almost no end, over complimenting a person to gain one's attention, and paying frequently unexpected visits to one's home.

Sniffers can be commonly noticed at parties, events, family functions, in the work environment, and most social gatherings.

Did you go to Dad's house party? There sure were a lot of sniffers that wouldn't leave him alone.

by NiceOFFICIAL88 December 20, 2010

Pop a Stiffy

A way of stating that the male penis is soon to ejaculate. Otherwise known as a boner.

I Pop a Stiffy everytime I get to walk behind Payton

by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012

gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

stiff

person who is inflexable in situations where flexability would help.....eg. nonhelper

your a bad stiff!!!EXT: hes this worst stiffwad!!!

by ramigs October 24, 2004