Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011

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cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

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snatch

Someone who is a complete bitch that nobody likes.

Eric Rekers is a snatch.
Mike DeBole gets that snatch.

by Riggall December 17, 2008

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Bander snatch

What you call a woman's scary vagina. For a female to have extreme bush. Late 70s-80s porn magazine.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard that guy saw her bander snatch."
Dude 2: "That musta been freaking scary."

by Panda dog August 29, 2011

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Ker-snatch

An exclamation that refers to the instantaneous burglary of an item, usually transferring ownership (Usually done with brute force while the victim is not aware)

Tim wouldn't unlock the car til he was done, so I came up from behind and ker-snatched the keys and ran to the car and locked him out

by Cicatriz December 29, 2004

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