sloppy top hat

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.

I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.

by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

Sloppy Joes

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......

let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes

by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011

pizza slopper

the act of taking a piece of pizza laying it on a poone, then repeatidly pound it into the poone with your penis untill it is nice and packed inside.

Matt:I gave that cunt danielle a pizza slopper.....she deserved it.
Danielle:its been 2 weeks and i still smell like peperoni!
Anthony:slay...

by brudders February 21, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When you have sexual relations with a person after Joe has had sexual relations with them.

Joe Fucked Lauri, and then Kirk had sex with her.

Kirk got a Sloppy Joe

by Utahman123 September 10, 2010

Sloppy Toe

The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.

Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.

After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Much to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.

by Ja B. September 2, 2008

sloppy cronkite

two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "And that... is the way it was."

They gave each other a sloppy cronkite at the christmas party last year. How unprofessional!

by helen424 February 1, 2007