shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006

shitting in reverse

The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.

Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.

by cuksocker November 6, 2010

shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.

Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Mexi-sitting

this is when you work at an establishment where mexicans who just recently hopped over the border are accepted to work along side regular english speaking americans and the retarded fucking mexicans cant do there jobs therefore they are not being babysat because they aren't babys they are being mexi-sat because they are.........mexicans!!

These mexicans sure are stupid i cant stand Mexi-sitting

by The White Man 85 May 19, 2010

sitting on CHROME

Having a Gun under the seat of your car.

Dont trip ese... Im sitting on chrome. If these putos trip ill blast them.

by cantinflas August 18, 2009

Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005