spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

sniff

To examine packets going to and from computers in a network, usually with the intent of gathering information that is otherwise secret, such as passwords, or instant message conversations.

"Dude, I was wardriving and I totally sniffed this guys suicide girls password."

"Bitchin'"

by evilocity August 31, 2005

Smiff

(verb) To out think or out do.

When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'

by BlueDrowsy March 9, 2004

spiffy

A word used to describe something really unusually great! Like sex with sheep.

Fucking that sheep was just Spiffy!

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

Cat Sniffers

Cat Sniffers Anonymous, is an exclusive club, to join you must be honestly dedicated to your profession of Cat Sniffing. The CSA started about 20 years ago when a group of feline addicts got extremely high one night and met up with a gang of good smelling biker cats.

Becky: Gee Whiz, your so dedicated to sniffing cats! I really love that in a man.

Ricky: why thank you, long ago i realized Cat Sniffing had to be my job when i got big... then i heard about CSA, it was perfect for me so i joined after rigorous Cat Sniffing training, i finally got in.

Becky: wow Ricky, im impressed , lets do it!!

Ricky: alright, but do you have a cat?

by FiFI February 25, 2005

tool-sniffer

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.

Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.

by PTL April 25, 2006

spiffy nifty

to say something is cool, or cool and nifty-handy like.

"Look! We just got a new dishwasher! What do you think?"
"It's spiffy nifty"

"How do you like how I re-decorated the living room?"
"It looks spiffy nifty"

by Juliet April 11, 2004