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Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020
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Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.
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Sperm Turkey

When a girl is getting mouth fucked and you bust in her mouth so she sounds like a gobbling turkey
Luke: I was mouth fucking this chick last night and when I was cumming she started gobbling like a sperm turkey.....I was so jealous that she got to experience that.
by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021
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Sperm Cycle

When you (guy or girl) hold a man's head in one hand and jack him off with the other hand, making him ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Krumpleforeskin June 12, 2022
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Sperm fountain

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings
Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain
by Cunt Eastwood December 5, 2019
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Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water
JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN
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