stupid sperm 

a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever

you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby

stupid sperm by djdido September 1, 2010

waste of sperm 

Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

waste of sperm by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019

portugeuse sperm bank 

a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)

i met a girl at the bar last night, when i took her home I gave her the portugeuse sperm bank.

portugeuse sperm bank by seeper27 December 20, 2009

The Sperm Whaler 

Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.

(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)

I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.

The Sperm Whaler by xbadxonex February 22, 2008

schleprock sperm 

Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.

My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.

schleprock sperm by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008

flower sperm 

The reproductive substance formed by flowers; pollen.

I hate springtime. Flower sperm gets all over my car!

flower sperm by K00lk!d April 13, 2009

ultimate sperm 

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

ultimate sperm by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012