Spider

Spider swag
Spider swag
mess with him
he'll kick your ass

spider swag, lookout he comes spider swag

by casaNation December 15, 2021

spider web

A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair

Im gonna give that bitch a spiderweb

by Mike Smith October 2, 2004

Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

by Segun A. May 14, 2005

Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.

Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job

by Marin3r January 10, 2008

Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.

PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010

Spade

A racial slur to depict a mechanical digger (nigger)

'that spade can't dig for shit!'

by Anti-semitism April 26, 2015

pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.

George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.

by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009