space suit

Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.

Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.

Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!

Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!

Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.

*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*

Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!

Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!

by Mark H September 5, 2004

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

spacebar

1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Space Slug

The piece of shit that comes out after you giving someone a Colorado Crater.

After I pulled out, that piece shit almost got me. Like a space slug after the millenium falcon!

by Dex Doomsday September 3, 2007

Space Chord

Any type of musical chord that gives an ominous, yet grand sound to audibly describe the vastness or wonders of space. Many examples can be found in common Sci-Fi films, usually during scenes of open, empty space. Space chords can also be created accidentally or be unintended in a situation.

John: Can you help me with these chord progressions on my keyboard?

Ben: Wow dude, that last chord you made sounded like a space chord.

by timepast February 26, 2011

space

1. The area outside our planetary environment. We are largely ignorant about most of it. We're so ignorant we have no idea exactly how much of it there is to be ignorant about. This explains why they call it space: There's a buttload of it.

2. This character right here ----> <------

3. To forget what you needed to do for no apparent reason.

4. Touchy-feely term for emotional distance.

1. In space, no one can hear you whimper like a little girl.

2. " " There, there's a free one for ya.

3. Dude, I totally spaced Grandma's funeral!

4. "Bob, I just feel like I need some space..."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"Let me finish... I need some space... without you in it..."

by Madmann October 10, 2005

space dogging

the use of a womens frozen faeces as a dildo

mate, lets get that women to partake in some space dogging while we jack off

by hippy February 28, 2004