slurper

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland

by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

Slurp Juice

Simalar to the 69 this is a sex position where you shove your entire head in your partners v hole/ and or eurethra and start eating them out like a mother fucker.

You: Soooo are you kinky?
Her: yeah I’ll show you, * jumps head first into your dick and starts doing the slurp juice
You: Has uncontrollable organism for the next month

by Alex The Smasher May 14, 2018

slump, slumpy, slump city

1.) to be bummed out
2.) A negative observation or adjective
3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch

1. I'm so slumpped
2. it's a slumpy day outside.
3. I am slump city over here!
4. I've been slumped!
5. slump, slumpy, slump city

by gregoriodarwin May 2, 2008

Slurpee

Nearly frozen pop or juice made by 7-11

I love Dr. Pepper slushees from 7-11

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Slumpy

Everything and anything so horrifically bad that you could imagine possible to say about or to another girl.

Oh my gulosh, that slumpy just put her hand in my face like she's the shiznat or something!

by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005

slurp slurp

A noise used when someone is bum-licking someone.

Person 1: I love you Mr. Stewart!
Person 2: *slurp slurp*
Person 1: Shut up!

by slurrrrp October 10, 2010

chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.

Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.

by Eric April 6, 2005