cum slurpy

what happens when felicia and paul do da dirty in da back of masta p's blaza

felicia purchases her cum slurys at the local 7-11

by Renee January 14, 2004

Slurp Dog

The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.

There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.

by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003

jewish slurs

Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.

Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.

by A proud Jew April 21, 2018

slurp

A female who bops arounds

That girl over there is a straight up slurp

by way2dope May 29, 2009

slurp and slide

This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.

Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.

by slamy July 23, 2004

slurpee

slurpee dude! slurpee radical!

"Dude you want a slurpee?" says guy
"Slurpee, radical!" says next freak.

by candiwankenobi August 13, 2009

Herp-Slurp

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010