Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020

Sleep Magnosis

The condition on which 1/73 people risk the chance of not waking up unless they take precautions.

Did you wear your ankle brace to bed in order to prevent sleep magnosis?

by Not jab October 18, 2019

angels sleep

make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.

Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room

by ithoughtshewas19 May 28, 2018

sleep collapse

when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.

Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!

Joe: What?

Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)

Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*

by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013

Suicide Sleep

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.

Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it

Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*

by HugDick September 27, 2019

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Sleep Button

/slēp ˈbətn/

noun

1. Another term used to describe a butthole (anus). These words can be used interchangeably and in any setting no matter how formal or informal.

1. "Mr. Smith, some of your labs came back positive. We will need to do a thorough ultrasound of your sleep button."

2. "Why are men such sleep buttons???"

3. "Baby like it when I lick dat sleep button"

by Roni Jay June 10, 2017