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skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"
the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.
by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007
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skeet clean

when a male ejaculates into a females vagina and then withdraws and urinates into the parimeters of a females vagina attempting to clean the sperm out preventing a pregnancy.
man i was having sex with candy last night and ended up having to give that hoe a skeet clean, she was pissed....lol
by rodney420 April 11, 2009
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skeething

to have a hidden agenda when it comes to finding out information but not wanting to be obvious about it.
"my friend Shlaura and Bills have been hanging out a lot lately"- Person A
"huh. maybe I will ask Bills to hang out this weekend"-Person B
"don't be so skeething"-Person A
by freckles9999999999999999999 February 13, 2010
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Skeet

verb: To steal or obtain something via illegal and/or scandalous methods. Typically used when referring to Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.

adj: To be a thief. One who steals items such as Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones.
-That greasy thief skeeted my beats right out of my locker!
-That kid is a total skeeter, never leave anything valuable alone with him.
by hogman33 December 11, 2016
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skeeting blood

To bleed profusely in a spurting manner (i.e., with each beat of the heart, a shot of blood ejects -- or skeets) out of the wound(s). (see also: skeet.)
"Yo, that boy got shot twice in the chest and after that he was skeeting blood everywhere."
by dsparkss January 29, 2018
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Skeet on my meat

A term us to dis you
by Yeet on my meat June 16, 2018
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Skeet butter

Act of ejaculating in a ice tray , freezing it and spreading it over food
I spread the skeet butter over my pancake
by Young black genius October 31, 2018
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