This person is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is crazy, but very nice. She tells her self she is ugly but in reality, she is drop dead gorgeous!! She loves to hang out with her friends and meet new ones. She is such a social butterfly. If you ever get to meet a simone, keep her. She is amazing and you will not regret it.
by Mia_whatever November 12, 2020
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by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Simon mug.The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.
The rest is history now.
The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
Get the Royal Dirty Simone mug.a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011
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Get the simon mug.Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!
Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
by LRoq December 21, 2007
Get the simontipulate mug.Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.
simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.
by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010
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