vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

by Mr Martin's 1st Period March 28, 2009

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Trinary Scale

Evolving from the binary scale for rating females, the trinary scale attempts to incorporate the influence of alcohol on the binary scale. For example, instead of the usual 0 = won't bang and 1 = will bang, the trinary scale goes from 0 to 2, where 0 = never bang, 1 = will bang drunk, and 2 = will bang anytime

Jack: Dude, I saw this girl in class who was a legit 2 on the trinary scale
Sam: Whatever dude all you bang are 0's anyway

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015

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4-fingered Scarlet Cheek

when a individual belonging to either to the male or female species has just been thwacked in his/her face for reasons unknown to him/her and a four-fingered scarlet mark has been left on the thwacked cheek.

Dawson: "why do you have red marks on your face dude?"
Winston: "hey man, its not red marks... the label is 4-fingered scarlet cheek man! it's alright... i'll survive i got busted for not paying my dues"

by djquest June 15, 2010

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The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.

-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar February 13, 2010

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