Peanut butter spoon

When a man rubbs a spoon full of peanut butter on a women's asshole then licks it Off

The man gave a peanut butter spoon to his wife

by Pizzaman42069 May 27, 2021

Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion

Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon

by Obviously correct April 12, 2023

Super Spoon

The Best super hero made ever (well equal with batman). He is a spoon with a cape who can fly. He was invented by the deviant art user spoony111. His super power is flight but he works out a lot so he is also strong. When not saving spoons from the evil forks ruled by meta fork he changes back into lord spoonsbury.

Spoon one: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its a spoon ... am i tripping?
Spoon two: Yeah are we having a group trip or something?
Random scientist: No i believe it to be super spoon

by Sam and Paddy August 27, 2009

spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.

He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.

by breastany September 29, 2003

Spoonch

The only word that can possible describe the awesomeness that is the pain of stubbing your little toe.

(Stub Little Toe) "Oh Spoonch!"

by Gorgauthin February 25, 2009

Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013