Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
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Get the Strobing mug.Hey Nick, I heard you got a killer scholling last night. I wish I could get scholled, can I borrow your shirt?
by Troy2110 October 7, 2025
Get the Scholling mug.Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
Get the Stroking your dog mug.hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do
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