stabone

A gay male that believes he is better than everyone.

That guy thinks he's better than me, he's such a stabone

by Casanova February 15, 2005

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.

"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"

by Haley ann January 14, 2008

stabbed in the back

getting screwed from behind

"I was in his office, things got steamy, and then I got stabbed in the back for 2 hours"

by Kakarot73 November 8, 2013

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013

Ghetto-Stabbed

To be stabbed repeatedly due conflicting beliefs or views. Weapons that can be used are any sharp object that can cut people. Some weapons that would work for ghetto-stabbing are knives, shrapnel, wood, hockey sticks of any material, trash can lids, gutter pieces, ice skates, sushi knives, swords, pens, pencils, nails, filing tools, and scissors.

This form of stabbing is prevalent to the Metro-Detroit area due to its high crime rate.

That guy got ghetto-stabbed in Detroit for calling black people negative names.

by boyroney July 17, 2009

stable money

money you save up to raise your horses, a.k.a. your children.

there are a lot of indian ppl in pharmacy cuz they're stocking up on stable money.

by joejoijoe November 18, 2005

Stabbed in the ass

Someone puts a knife up ones ass.

I just got stabbed in the ass by a clown.

by Orman November 2, 2016