Double Shifting

The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.

When I found out the baby wasn't mine. I had was double shifting my facebook status updates.

by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011

Inhale Shaft

The act of being a shaft inhaler, as in, "god I fucking hate it when Dan shows up, that guy really inhales shaft."

Also used to explain when someone really sucks at something, as in, "The Detroit lions really inhale shaft at football."

If you've ever read any of the Twilight books...you might inhale shaft.

If you've ever been referred to as "that guy" or a douche bag...you might inhale shaft.

by Tsunami17 March 1, 2010

shifty nigger

An African American who at first appears normal but the slightest paranoia or calling them on their bull shit will quickly arouse them to brash actions.

"I can't believe that shifty nigger pulled a knife on me because I caught him shoplifting"

"That crack rock you sold me was bunk and now you are making threats! I knew better than to deal with shifty niggers"

by Christon January 29, 2007

work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.

wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!

by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014

Shifty Jew

Any person with stereotypical Jewish traits such as curly black hair and glasses, who also acts shifty in everyday life and is a pain in the ass.

Man (insert jewish name) is a shifty jew because he took all the oreos.

by IanPerdy February 26, 2011

Shifty

A tall slim man with an extra long dick. From hip hop culture

Jimmy is popular with the chicks, since he's a Shifty.

by LoveCattles January 14, 2017

Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021