1. Bella: "I love to have sex with furry werewolves, but the marble-cold skin of the undead has an appeal all of its own. Whatever shall I do?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
by Xalvix December 3, 2009
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Also played the dad role on the TV show Full House.
Also played the dad role on the TV show Full House.
some guy1: "duuude!! Listen to this joke i heard on TV last night....."
some guy2: "that's Bob Saget for ya.."
some guy2: "that's Bob Saget for ya.."
by ~p!nk feathers~ July 1, 2009
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by Cari Greene August 22, 2003
Get the Sagan mug.The 9th sign of the zodiac.
Symbol: Archer
Element: Fire
Quality: Mutable
Type: Masculine/Extrovert
Ruling Planet: Jupiter
Birthstone: Topaz
Flower: Carnation
Body part: Thighs
According to the more accurate Sidereal system, those born between December 16 and January 14 are Sagittarian.
Under the outdated Tropical system, those born between November 22 and December 21 are Sagittarian.
(Note: the Sidereal system is more accurate, because it takes into account an astronomical phenomenon called the precession of the equinoxes)
As the mutable fire sign, governed by an expansive planet, the symbolic focus of the sign is connected to the principle of exploration and evolution. Correspondingly, Sagittarians are reputed to be drawn towards travel and philosophy, and to enjoy social contacts, meeting new people, and exploring other cultures. They are said to be broad-visioned, tolerant in their views, mainly concerned with the 'big picture' but with little patience for the details.
Famous people with the Sagittarius sign include:
Jimi Hendrix, Billy the Kid, Ludwig van Beethoven, Tycho Brahe, Winston Churchill, Noel Coward, Walt Disney, Little Richard, Bruce Lee, C. S. Lewis, Mary Queen of Scots, Harpo Marx, John Milton, Nostradamus, Josef Stalin, and Mark Twain.
They are most compatible with the other fire signs, Aries and Leo.
Symbol: Archer
Element: Fire
Quality: Mutable
Type: Masculine/Extrovert
Ruling Planet: Jupiter
Birthstone: Topaz
Flower: Carnation
Body part: Thighs
According to the more accurate Sidereal system, those born between December 16 and January 14 are Sagittarian.
Under the outdated Tropical system, those born between November 22 and December 21 are Sagittarian.
(Note: the Sidereal system is more accurate, because it takes into account an astronomical phenomenon called the precession of the equinoxes)
As the mutable fire sign, governed by an expansive planet, the symbolic focus of the sign is connected to the principle of exploration and evolution. Correspondingly, Sagittarians are reputed to be drawn towards travel and philosophy, and to enjoy social contacts, meeting new people, and exploring other cultures. They are said to be broad-visioned, tolerant in their views, mainly concerned with the 'big picture' but with little patience for the details.
Famous people with the Sagittarius sign include:
Jimi Hendrix, Billy the Kid, Ludwig van Beethoven, Tycho Brahe, Winston Churchill, Noel Coward, Walt Disney, Little Richard, Bruce Lee, C. S. Lewis, Mary Queen of Scots, Harpo Marx, John Milton, Nostradamus, Josef Stalin, and Mark Twain.
They are most compatible with the other fire signs, Aries and Leo.
Those born under the sign of Sagittarius display a "larger than life" character as one which values honesty yet has an inclination towards exaggeration, and a lack of subtlety by which they are known for their bluntness yet often unaware of their ability to cause anguish in others.
by TheChosen0ne September 10, 2011
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by Jessica Powers March 14, 2007
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by big red slim January 8, 2009
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One who sags.
One who sags.
See that sagster over there? Man, her bra's really holding her up, if that wasn't there, she'd be dragging along the floor.
by Alfons Richter April 1, 2008
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