real american

Someone that is over wieght, drinks cheap beer, watches football, has a dirty, old, American flag hanging outside thier house/trailer, doesn't give a shit about the less fortunate, owns more than five guns, complains about stupid, little things, and shoots black people on the weekends.

Git out, you niggers an' spics! This is ma country, I'ma real American! YEEEEHAAAWWW!! *shoots shotgun at the sky*

by not me anymore September 10, 2008

real Nirvana fan

Someone who listens to Nirvana and knows a lot of their songs other than Smells Like Teen Spirit

Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous! God that song is AWESOME!
Person 2: Name one lyric from Blew.
Person 1: What the fuck is Blew?
Person 2: You're not a real Nirvana fan.

by IAmTheNextRockstar April 20, 2011

real music

Most often this term is used by people who think what they listen to is "real music" just because it is old or underground. In reality, half the bands they listen to suck just as bad as anything on MTV.

Just because the Sex Pistols are old, doesn't mean they are good.

by Brittany March 14, 2005

She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.

He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!

by Sam May 13, 2005

Real Men

Real Men is defined as a Male who does not use straws ever, to start a enviornmental movement to save the turtles.

Waitress from Top Golf, "Here's your water" . Real men replies, "SAVE THE TURTLES!"

by Save the turtles dude February 18, 2019

A Real Butt Fucker

A song with an extreme amount of bass. The vibrations are so intense that you can feel it deep deep inside your rectum. Also known as a real ass pounder.

Clark - "Yo Ted, have you heard that new song by Daft Punk?"

Ted - "Yea bro, its A Real Butt Fucker, we should totally play it at our kegger this friday. We're gonna get so much pussy!"

by Showjo July 11, 2009

fo real

having an indefinite feeling that something is absoultely correct or stating that you absolutely enjoy something.

Did you really just get Bon Qui Qui's number?

Fo real

by Collizzle July 5, 2008