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That's racist

When you behave so well at school, your parents jump for joy and say That's racist and it is very similar to saying good job, swell, or stinky fart
Manny had a good day at school and Susan said "That's racist!"
by ChickenChocker69 January 27, 2023
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I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
by The_Egoist June 7, 2011
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I'm not racist, but . . .

Every time I hear someone say the phrase "I'm not racist, but..." it's followed by something extremely racist and/or bigoted. Why do people say this? To cover their ass and make it look like they're not the budding neo-nazis that they really are? They say it as if they're so enlightened and open-minded that it's impossible for them to say anything offensive to anyone. It's almost as if they think it doesn't matter how racist they really are, they're off the hook if they prefix every prejudiced and ignorant remark with "I'm not racist." What's with racism anyway? I'm sick and tired of hearing people bitch about not having enough jobs, welfare, wax paper, dog food, whatever. It's nobody's fault but your own.

If you don't have a job and you can't get laid and you smell like cheese, it's your own damn fault, not the fault of some race X that's coming into the US and stealing all of our jobs. I love it how bigots use the "stealing our jobs" card when they're mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullshit they're spewing. They say "our" as if they're talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat ass that can't get a job. Notice how you never hear successful people bitch about race X that's "stealing our jobs?" That's because successful people couldn't care less; they already drive a Lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fatass kids to go to college. They don't need your dumbass preaching to the world about how bad you've had it. If you don't like the situation you're in, GET OFF OF YOUR DEAD ASS AND WORK.

Bottom line is, if you're a moron and you're going to say something bigoted, then just say it. Spare the "I'm not racist" rhetoric, everyone can see right through your bullshit.
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"don't be racist I am a building"
Is a song that a building sings because he wants people to treat him like other people do, so he tells them not to be racist.

Origin: vine
Man: yo what's the drip bro?
Man2: drippin good bro
Thing3: you guys drippin'?
Man: what the heck are you?
Thing3: DON'T BE RACIST I AM A BUILDING
by SinMoon February 18, 2021
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post racist

hating your own kind. white person could love blacks, asians ect. but dislike the white race
tim: wanna go to a movie with this white boy i know?

mackenzie:NO i hate white people, i only like black people, like ralphie

tim:mackenzie, your a post racist
by timmy smith April 26, 2008
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anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.
Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!
by Chris December 7, 2003
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Low-Key Racist

A very subtle kind of racism, usually visible through body-language and mannerisms when handling people of other races. Someone who will not call a black person the “N” word, but will refuse to live near or around black people. Someone who complains about more minorities in movies. A person who feels uncomfortable when a young minority walks into a store and they immediately assume he/she is there to shoplift or assault them.
“Why is that movie showing a rich white woman falling in love with a poor black man? That doesn’t happen in real life.”

“Hey man, you low-key racist.”
by ERvisit June 21, 2018
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