lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

spray paint

The forceful, sometimes violent expulsion of liquid shit into the toilet at high velocity. The "spray paint" term relates to the viewing of the underside of the toilet seat and the general condition of the toilet bowl which is usually well sprayed with dumpage.

"Man, I had such a gut cramp, I ran to the bathroom and let go with spray paint. Damn, it's a good thing we're at Frank's house. I wouldn't want to clean that up at my house."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.

I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.

by Kirk September 6, 2005

Stirring the paint

Have sex with a girl on her period.

Bloke 1: Dude, that skank I was nailing last night was on her jam rag!

Bloke 2: Stirring the paint, that's rank man.

by Cunto McGee October 5, 2011

Painters Radio

A girl who has a reputation for performing Diddie Wanks and pearlie necklaces. Comes from the stippled speckled appearance of a Painter's Radio.

Jenny has tits like a painter's radio!
You shagged Jenny? She's a painters radio!

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Paint the Rainbow

The art of embellishment. A re-inventive shakedown, where the speaker aims to convince the listener of something clearly untoward.

Speaker: My <something> is <enter something inflammatory here>

Listener: Wicked! Sound great, butt-cha can't Paint the rainbow y'all?

by little-miss can't do wrong April 16, 2008

eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

see wordget a clue you retarded assfuckerword

by you dickfucker October 21, 2004