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Piss Pole 

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
Piss Pole by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023

Booty Pole 

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick
Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.
Booty Pole by Darebear305 August 20, 2023

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift
dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.
Frozen Ski Pole by bighead912 January 9, 2012

smoking a pole 

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.
smoking a pole by Traburn March 24, 2016

Norwegian Ski Pole 

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

break the fishing pole 

To break someone’s property on accident so it’s no longer useful.
That BBoy somehow ruined my gat when he shot it! Man that’s crazy that we would break the fishing pole like that!