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Poke

The act of hitting nic

origins: south fl
aye bro lemme poke that nic
aye jit pass me tha poke
you gotta poke fam?
by luhrob June 19, 2024
mugGet the Pokemug.

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.
Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.
by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
mugGet the A Poke and a Prayermug.

Poked

Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.

(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)

Stay safe.
Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"

Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
by Elevated mind January 7, 2023
mugGet the Pokedmug.

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017
mugGet the don't poke the bullmug.

poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
I got a poop poking today.
by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018
mugGet the poop pokingmug.

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 4, 2008
mugGet the Gee Finger Pokingmug.

Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
mugGet the Poke and chokemug.

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