picadillo

Smelly Nasty public hairs, that are kinky and long

That twat has nasty picadillo hairs

by MISSHOLLYWOOD954954 January 10, 2012

hewlett packard

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

by C Milroy May 9, 2006

Pickadickanddoodle

The action of taking a dick and doodling with it! Its that simple!

"Sally, I was with Jake last night and I wanted to draw so I played pickadickanddoodle!"

by Hmbsm21 May 18, 2009

picatshu

To pick a shoe, a command given to some one else to pick a shoe at a shoe store quickly because they were taking a long time.

Hey, Holley picatshu all ready!!

by Aleloveswords! April 23, 2010

Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.

Dude, Jennifer was giving me head an I gave her such a fucking surprise package.

by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008

Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

new gen picasso

autistic artist matthew "new gen picasso" king

person 1: did you see new gen picasso's art?

person 2: yeah its great!

by wantex December 15, 2020