Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.

Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.

“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”

by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022

Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.

Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot

by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.

Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.

by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025