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Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.
"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"
by CIark Kennt June 6, 2018
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princess patch

the "grundle" area on a cute widdle lady
we fucked so hard from behind that you rubbed my princess patch raw
by your slut September 3, 2010
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Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.
I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days
by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023
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Bitch Patch

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend
Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU
by Romeo9794 April 13, 2010
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hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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Satyr Patch

That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.
When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.

When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
by Theofeeder March 24, 2025
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