Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

Pantanic

When you’re so overstimulated and overwhelmed that you freak out in a mix of panic and tantrum.

The crowd pushed me into a pantanic state.

by ReadyWords June 19, 2025

Paxton

A worthless spigger who is a cunt

He is worthless spigger Paxton

by Barbie nbbb June 27, 2025

Pantomime

Correct.

Hym "It's a pantomime. They have absolutely no idea."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Paytonlyn

A chick who is not only the hottest babe on the block, but also so scholastic she won many medical science scholarships

There's a serious paytonlyn down that road!

by YouthMaster July 20, 2025

Paxton Clark

A gay white man that makes his way around the trailer park while having sexual intercourse with every guy that owns a Samsung.

Paxton Clark likes men

by Joemamasmells August 5, 2025

panto

Panto is a 5’7 foot fat fuck that has an extremely thick neck, it is so thick that half of our country goes and slaps it.

Sen neter panto adamsan

by Nigg3rballs August 13, 2025