touchy pants

Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.

Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.

by SeeiouslyWTFHandleIsntTaken May 26, 2017

Flirty-Pants

Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.

Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.

by Mreyeball April 18, 2022

Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.

Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!

by JettSkyler May 5, 2011

Pickle Pants

Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants

Person 1: OMG did you see John’s pickle pants today

by Pickle pants May 17, 2021

Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.

If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.

by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017