Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus

Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...

by Granty Babes April 2, 2008

panda hug

When a girl gives a guy a hug when he is horny.

Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.

by androoltu August 14, 2009

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

panda-pop

the feelings of umitaged love to one person...emily...the most wonderous personin the world..also the most beautliful..panda-pop transends love

i panda-pop you emily

by M January 3, 2005

Sad Panda

A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”

Person One: "Sad Panda."
Person Two: "YOU'RE A FUCKTARD" ::ends life::

by ImAlwaysRight February 13, 2008

panda-eyes

a coolidiculous term for a white male who has black make-up around his eyes, thus resembling a panda.

if your gf turns you into a panda-eyes f-sag, just laugh it off, and let her a bit of fun.

by Sexydimma September 8, 2014

Sad Panda

an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.

Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.

by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt October 21, 2008