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politician

A person whose basically more trouble than they're worth, corrupt, and are a fine representation of what's wrong with the world ... literally.

Politicians only care about themselves, as well as money and power, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get these things, from lying to empty promises that they know they can't or won't keep.

Politicians pretend to "care" about people, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them, by wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets or passing these biased and prejudiced laws that are either unfair or don't even make the slightest bit of sense, or pointing the finger of blame at whoever.
by ChrisMBurdick July 6, 2016
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Politician

Someone who can talk for hours and never actually say anything.
Person A: I swear, my history teacher gave the most boring lecture about the Renaissance I've ever heard. You want to know the really sad thing? I was listening to the entire thing, and I STILL have no idea what he was saying.
Person B: Maybe he should've been a politician.
Person A: Perhaps.
by Ryan Clark Jr. June 14, 2018
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politician answer

An answer that neither conforms nor denies anything.
So is there really sex in the champagne room? "Well I have never had to give any money back yet!" What you a politician? That's a politician answer!!! Yes or no!!!
by Bookworm Beauty March 8, 2019
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Politicist

Don’t be a politicist. Hear both sides of political views and make an educated opinion for yourself.
by Tolerance November 12, 2020
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politibull

Any lip-service, rhetoric, or empty promise made in an attempt to appease the masses by persons holding elected or appointed office.
Sen. So-and-So promised during his campaign that he would restore that old Community Centre. I have a feeling it was all just politibull.
by Hobs2.0 March 6, 2022
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Politicide

Hillary Clinton committed politicide when she referred to half of her republican opponents supporters as a 'basket of deplorables'.
by RobTheConqueror April 1, 2023
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Harry Politicing

When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.
Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”
by JedBartlet May 16, 2018
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