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orgasm

An illusive state of physical and psychological (mostly psychological) ecstasy that few American women ever experience.
Sometimes women are able to produce a vaginal (G spot) orgasm with sex toys (i.e. very large black dildos, etc.), or experience a clitoral orgasm (usually lesbians) if their partner has good oral skills.
Vaginal orgasm during heterosexual intercourse is very problematic, because a man, in order to reasonably assure he can bring a woman to orgasm with his penis alone during thrusting,
must be no less than 8 inches long when measured the Kinsey way (along the
top of the shaft), and 6 inches in circumference to insure appropriate trauma to the cervix (with length) and the G-spot (with girth).
This translates into about 10 AOL inches (in length), which is the
standard of measure used by American men in determining their own penis length.
Unfortunately, most American men fall short of this length, and are around 6 Kinsey (actual) inches. Therefore orgasm during sex is only theoretically possible depending on
position, the psychological attitude of the woman regarding penis “size”, etc. (See Hite Report on Female Sexuality, 1976, which is the classic anecdotal pseudo-scientific study of American women’s orgasm frequency, attitudes on penis size, etc.)

American “supersize me” culture places great emphasis on penis size as the most important factor in female sexual satisfaction, yet ironically the society has routinely practiced, for at least three generations, widespread male genital mutilation (circumcision) that reduces overall penis mass (and affects the erect, thrusting girth, and G spot contact issues).
Gladys gets an orgasm every time she rides her Harley to the grocery store, yet never had a single one during sex with Bob, her late husband of 30 years. Talk about Hog Heaven!
by A. Hick June 11, 2008
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Orgasm

What happens to a girl whilst she watches Twilight.
Girl: I love this film.

*ORGASM*
by EyeOfTheStorm November 27, 2009
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Orgasm

The science term for the creme fraiche release at climax
Apparently that momen when i creme fráiche is called an orgasm
by Fráichemeister July 12, 2015
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Orgasmic

When something pleases you so much, it is 'orgasmic'.
To be used also when something pleasantly surprises you.
My, How Orgasmic!
Louise, you are so orgasmic!
by ClochetteHearts April 19, 2006
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orgasmaraid

1. n. really good gatorade that gives one the sensation of having and orgasm after consuming.

2. n. a sexual position acheived by having sex with another person, and right after you orgasm, hit them in the back of the head, steal their purse and all their stuff, and run away.
1. Dude...did u see that guy in the lunch line drinking that fruit punch gatorade...? He just like, totally screamed 'OH SUSAN!' after taking a sip...must be some damn good orgasmaraid.

2. Dude, you know that rich kids single mother? Well the other day, I delivered her a pizza, and she couldnt pay, so we did the nasty on the floor, and I thought she was a bitch so i gave her an Orgasmaraid.
by MC Derf September 18, 2006
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orgasm

A mythical experience that women make up to in order to please men
"Hunny I"m having an orgasm!" - Woman
"Yes bitch! I'm good aren't I." - Man
by Acejoe October 9, 2008
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orgasm

when a person slices a block of cheese (normally american cheese) and then eats a piece.
it was a normal dinner for tim, he opened the fridge and pulled out his favorite block of american cheese. he proceeded to place it on the counter pull out a knife and cut 4 slices off. after placing the slices in a bowl he sat down on the floor and ate his cheese. the next morning at work he told everyone he had such a wonderful orgasm last night.
by Lisa Ann Stafelheimer February 23, 2008
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