office

a succesful mans fort

i go ta wash and wax in my bosses office

by martay February 20, 2003

Officer Down

the evolution of "shots fired" and its iterative extension "shots received." Instead of wasting time reflecting on the past, recipients of an insult now just report the crisis in real time.

"hanging out with you made me behave shamefully" "ouch. officer down"

by scout3y February 23, 2015

Box Office Band-Aid

An Actress (or sometimes an actor) who plays in a really shitty movie. The movie is a completely flop, or just isn't your type of movie, but she/he is so good looking, that it "makes everything better" and makes the two hours tolerable & maybe even enjoyable.

Occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular JUST because of this Actress/Actor. (See Examples Below)

Megan Fox is pretty much a walking box office band-aid. The only reason Transformers made it big was because of her! And all her other movies, completely crap without her!

Although most people enjoyed Twilight, i didn't. But, i still watched it with my Girlfriend, because Ashley Greene & Kirsten Stewart were total box office band-aids to me.

"The Love Guru" Jessica Alba? Box Office Band-Aid

by stop_listen_to_my_werdd July 22, 2010

police officer

stupid fucking pig that chooses to work for a corrupt racist system that biases white hetero cis men💕

maia: #allcopsarebastards
ellie: periodt queen police officers r bitches

by aesukin June 11, 2020

office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.

Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker

by foug September 7, 2003

office

awesome(this meanign of the word is often used by "punks" to mess with people)

That care is totally office

by travis fontaine October 23, 2003

office cart

1, noun.
A trolley used in an office to deliver mail to white collar workers.

2, noun.
A person who has been romantically linked to a high number of people.
Originated from a rather poor attempt to create a metaphor describing an individual who "gets around."

3, noun/exclamation.
A phrase that is uttered or referenced, often loudly, to avoid answering a question or to change the subject, especially when he or she is being hounded for answers.
An indication that one feels uncomfortable with the topic being discussed or feels that a response would be self-incriminating.
Originated from an individual's attempt to escape embarrassment by referencing another individual's attempt to avoid explaining the humble origins of the office cart metaphor.

1.
I started out in the mail room. I was the loser who pushed around the office cart.

2.
She's a total office cart. Everyone has slipped mail into her slot.

3(a).
"What made you think dating her would be a good idea?"
"I plead office cart."

3(b).
"So, what exactly happened during the Christmas party?"
"Um, office cart!"

by TT C September 7, 2006