office space

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

Office Bomb

A beverage that consists of dropping a 5 Hour energy shot into a cup of coffee and chugging it like a wounded sailor.

Just picked up some 5 hours. A round of office bombs on me!

by busterhax June 30, 2012

office prairie dog

1)Noun. An individual in an office setting who pops his or her head out of the cubical due to any sound or distraction. 2)Verb. The act of someone popping his/her head out their cube at the first distraction.

As soon as Bob mentioned that donuts were in the break room, half of the floor office prairie dogged.

by Murkycat January 24, 2014

OfficialSpeak

n. The tendency, exhibited by people speaking in an official capacity, both to overuse auxiliary verbs and to place emphasis on them without reason.

Assuming the plane is on time, a person speaking normal English would say, "Everyone should line up now," whereas the airline representative says in OfficialSpeak over the mic, "We DO ask everyone to line up at this time."
A person speaking normal English would say: "The plane will be taking off shortly,"
whereas the Official Person says: "The plane WILL be taking off shortly."
Not "The plane will be TAKING OFF shortly,"
nor, "The PLANE will be taking off shortly," etc.

by dunstan July 24, 2015

office go around

When a female or male sits in an office chair and is then surrounded by erecting penis' and proceeds to spin and jerk off the surrounding penis'.

Man did you hear about Julie she had 18 guys involved in the office go around!

by WashingHAMbeardedCLAM January 6, 2017

Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

by Budder Golem June 13, 2017

Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018