October 23

National suck titties day. You can suck as much titty as you want without being a whore.

Boy:” hey can I duck your titty”
Girl:” it’s October 23 sure”
Boy again:” hey can I suck you boob”
Another girl: “pull up it’s 10/23”

by Snapple apple October 17, 2019

October 21

It's National kaius day. it mean's you can eat your friend's dog at October 21. National dog Eating Day.

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Kevin: Hey, what day is it?

dog: i thin'k its October 21

Kevin: you know what that mean's

dog : uh oh

by kaiusEater October 15, 2019

October 20th

On this day you have to ask your crush out or you tell your crush you like them. Let’s see if you have the guts.

“On October 20th I’m asking my crush out!”

by thunderwave October 16, 2019

October 22

National kiss a hockey boy day

On October 22 you can kiss any hockey boy you see. The favorite day for a puck bunny.

by Jack Goff 69 October 18, 2019

October 23rd

Make out with your bf/gf/crush.

Guy1: omg he just made out with her!
Guy2: duh its October 23rd

by Deadcat1462 October 19, 2019

october 21

national eat a teacher day

“hey jeff guess what, it’s october 21!!!”

by ALEX (GIRL) October 19, 2019

October 22nd

National homiesexual day. On this day you and the homies can do whatever the hell you want and girls can't call you gay cause your just being homiesexual.

Yo dawg, October 22nd is National Homiesexual Day! Now come here so your udders can be mine :))))))

by EyeZick October 20, 2019