Male orgasm

The male orgasm is a myth. It does not exists. I heard it feels like peeing HAHA. I also heard it feels like nothing therefore it is a myth. Only the female orgasm exists because it actually feels amazing.
Jake did you hear the male orgasm is a myth?! We’ve been being lied to. Oh shit Connor , no wonder why I never felt anything dude. Yeah only the female orgasm actually exists. Those girls are lucky, and theirs looks better too!
by Gordon is here hahahahha June 21, 2022
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Male orgasm

The male “orgasm” exists solely for the female orgasm, pleasure. Women orgasm as soon as they see a male ejaculate. In fact the male ejaculate increases the intensity of a female orgasm.
Yo jake did you hear men have no desire or pleasure in their orgasm. When we ejaculate it increases the intensity of the female orgasm and it solely exists for females pleasure.
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 06, 2022
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Fistimonic Orgasm

When you fist someone so hard that they have an orgasm.
Jacob: OH SEBASTION PLEASE DONT FIST ME ANYMORE, I'M GOING TO HAVE A FISTIMONIC ORGASM!
by Khagreytits September 08, 2014
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Coupon Orgasm

The excitement that ensues after using a coupon!
In other words it is the pleasure one feels after saving money from a coupon!!!
Tom has a coupon orgasm every time he saves money at Carl's Jr!
by joshyjosh's Girl June 15, 2008
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Instant orgasm

when someone jacks off on someones head
by Alex May 28, 2003
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gay orgasm

awhen a fucked up a guy becomes gay ( like what the fuckk) gay is fucking gay how does a guy like cock than pussy like wtf it so fucking messed up but anyways when a gay gets a 14" black cock with tons of sperm in the dookeyhole- (is where the dookey comes out and the hole is filled with cock) and squirts with alot of sounds
mark: Fuck me fuck me nice and hard with that black cock oh yea i will feel this in the moring my tight ass is so nice for a nice big black man in a fireman outfit on.

tyson: its going in your dookeyhole mofo yea get money bitch your my bitch no fucker i will jizz in your face

Mark: not untill i have a gay orgasm
by motherfuckergayguy April 11, 2010
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Wasted Orgasm

Mostly with women. Where the body goes through the processes of an orgasm but it is not felt, due to stopping masturbation or sex too soon.
I was clit rubbing and was so close but then my mum knocked at the door. Total wasted orgasm.
by Rebeccii July 30, 2009
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