Div-Bro

A dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.

Kira: May I have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
Biz: Naw. I asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
Now I'm wrinkly to go play ball.

Kira: Negro please! Well it's only $10 for my bikini wax.
Biz: Bet! Call them and book 2 appointments because it's about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
Kira: (sighs aloud) Why do I always end up with a Div-Bro?

by Najiramba March 4, 2011

wright bros

the relationship between two wingmen in which they are each other’s wingman.

Note: not to be confused with Orville and Wilbur

You hooked me up, I hooked you up, we are officially wright bros.

by JesseMctestie May 19, 2011

bro tan

The tan a bro gets after wearing a tank top/bro tank in the sun for an extended period of time. The best 'bro tan' will make a bro look like he is wearing a light tank top with nipples when he is, in fact, shirtless.

"The chicks digged my bro tank so I wore it all Coachella, now I have an epic bro tan!"

by bromo June 20, 2014

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.

Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.

by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020

2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay

“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”

by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020

fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.

“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”

by Fisty bro 1 September 18, 2018

beer bro

an adult male (over 21)who purchases beer for underage drinkers

Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else

by baharain October 24, 2013