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Old Lady Hayes

Old Lady Hayes tends to be a person under the age of 30 who feels around 78. They will complain of their bones hurting rather than admitting they have a hangover and chalk it up to being Old Lady Hayes. They can make children fall off their bikes with one good death stare. Things of this nature. An Old Lady Hayes can be spotted carrying a tumbler or flask of makers mark. And 9 times out of 10, a pall mall hanging from her lips while she tries to talk to you.
Dude, she is totally pulling an Old Lady Hayes.
by poopoopuhchoo February 3, 2010
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Old Man Baby

A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.
Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.
by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011
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old school black guy

Nothing really matches the coolness of an old school black guy, these are the ones who listen to Hendrix and are very against "The Man". Old old school black guys are equally cool, these are the ones who like old school jazz and are secretly against "The Man" even though their word for him was simply "Whitey". The uniform is usually sun glasses and a leather jacker and sometimes a black beret they were often members of the black panther party which was actually against bigotry rather than supportive at the time. Old old school black guys uniform will often include a corn cob pipe and straw hat.
Old old school black guy: I put on an act when I see Whitey just to humor his stupidity
OSBG: Right on
by Mister Pimpstick Price January 15, 2008
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old kid

originally used to describe children bearing the appearance of elderly people, the term is now used freely and loosely to describe any peculiar looking small child, or old person.
oh my god....did you just see that old kid...IT WAS EATING!!!
dude, where?!
by shaggyurbomb January 3, 2008
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old face

A common term used to describe a female, between the ages of 18-27, that has a face that appears of her being aged to a much greater age (30 years old). A female with old face usually has a very attractive face(although aged looking) and above all a very attractive body. Because the aging process has already taking place females with old face age very little over the post college career, 30's and 40's, and will usually turn out to be MILFs.
by Harpoon Apparel and Culture January 16, 2008
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Old okeydoke

A phrase used in video games where a painfully conspicuous trap is challenged by someone, and they still fall for it.

The victim knows the trap is there, but still walks right into it, thinking he/she can beat the trap. In the end, the victim fails miserably and is embarrassed even further by his/her actions.

The phrase originates from SSBM, but can be applied to other games as well.
(Used in SSBB)
Victim: Dude, you're just camping with Kirby so I'll go over and you'll Kirbycide me. You can't beat Metaknight. *Charges and attempts grab*

Guy: *Jumps over and swallows* Gotcha. *Kirbycides* The old okeydoke.

Guy 1: >:( Gay.
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(Used in Halo 3)
Guy 1: I know your gonna try to run out andstick me if I walk too close to your shield, your not slick. *Tries to jump into shield*

Girl: *Destroys shield and sticks Guy* Heh, the old okeydoke. *Runs away*

Guy 1: >:( You cheated. *Boom*
by Prues Byrii April 19, 2009
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Old Rip

A name for someone who is not asthetically pleasing
Look at that old rip over there! You old rip!
by Darius Doolally April 27, 2010
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