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Mat Night

What people in the West-Island call Devil's Night (the night before Halloween). It got it's name because people steal door mats and do switcheroos. It is also the night people go around TPing trees and other mischief is caused.
I woke up this morning after mat night and my doormat was missing. I found it the next week three blocks down.
by Daniel November 15, 2005
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Nightfunk

The strange dry, mildewy texture that occasionally accumulates on washing that has been left outside to dry overnight. Generally suspected to be the saliva and jizz of goblins and other such creatures of the night.
TIM: "Hey bro I'm just going to hang my washing out to dry before we leave tonight"

ALPHONSE: "Are you fucking insane you goddamned fool??? They'll get the Nightfunk!!"
by Dr Newmann Van Fock October 16, 2010
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nightdriver

A white/Caucasian male who prefers to date and/or have sexual intercourse with a black/African American woman.
Rick has reached the status nightdriver after his "sleepover" with Laquisha last night.
by ExZeN October 21, 2010
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Night Shield

The act of consuming alcohol to the brink of black out and engaging in unprotected intercourse with one or more fellatious women and then continuing the party with no trousers while attempting to persuade more women into seeing his penis.
Dude, I saw your Mom today and she told me you pulled a total Night Shield last night! I'm going to try the Giomi Trifecta tonight!!
by Dirk Gunther July 18, 2012
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Night of Legends

How you describe a epic evening with friends that was very memorable for good reasons. (Plural: Nights of Legend)
"Wow that was a Night of Legends last night. In fact the whole summer has been filled with Nights of Legend!"
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
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night hype

The intense feeling of capability that one feels at night, usually when contemplating thoughts of the future in their bed/bedroom
John got into bed and started to think about Jane. He started to feel like the world what as his feet. Tomorrow he'd go get a new job - make millions and go propose to Jane by the time summer arrived. No one was going to stop him. It was obvious that John was feeling a case of night hype.
by Knot Reel April 27, 2015
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night at the museum

when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.

night at the museum gay wiener junk sleepover dudes exhibit no homo
by bromosexual4life April 9, 2016
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