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An app where people go to when they want to be famous but have no talent besides mad lip licking and winking skills.
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emo music

Sweet god...the amount of definitions that should be saved for the avril lavigne fans...

People use the term emo music as a narrow minded attempt at attempting to categorize emotional music as 'everything that sounds like fall out boy'. It ain't. Here are the genres/musicians that could be referred to as 'emo', 'emo orientated' or perhaps 'crap' if you don't like it.

1980s hardcore/soulful punk: People argue that this laid the base for most 'emo' and it does share very similar qualities to more commercial forms we have today. Catchy guitar lyrics, rough lyrics dealing with love, unhapiness, anandonment, hatred, disullision, longer running times ( unlike all other forms of hardcore punk at the time ) etc. I would cite Husker Du's Zen Arcade as the best example of this era, but Rites of spring are another brilliant band.

Early 90s/90s screamo: As an off-shoot of emo this is included. Bands in the early 90s took emo on to more fast, distorted, screamed and abstract horizons. You can easily recognise alot of this music by these qualities but running times varied alot ( indian summer's track 12 ran for 17 minutes, where as jerome's dream songs ran for much shorter ), lyrics may be intelligible at parts or not atall, there may be huge intros or guitar riffs lasting the majority of the songs thrashed and or melodic. Indian summer, jerome's dream, joshua fit for battle, swing kids are examples. Modern pop punk should not be confused with this genre under pain of death.

mid 90s/90s emo: More melodic and slower than previous forms, 1990s saw the rise of 'indie-styled' emo outfits. Best recognisable by whispered lyrics, drowning guitar riffs, complicated and emotional song meanings. Exceptions to this such as Jimmy Eat World and get up kids resemble the modern pop punk movement far more with more pop orientated fast guitar lyrics, but they are far slower than the previous forms and overall emo followed an indie style. Texas is the reason, Christie front drive, Sunny Day real estate are examples, with jimmy eat world, get up kids, lifetime following faster formats and lyrical styles.

2000s: Pop punk sets the precident in this era with catchy guitar lyrics, simple chorus structure, fast pace, easy to understand songs etc. There does seem to be a modern divide between bands choosing harder guitar riffs and even screamed lyrics ( silverstein, hawthorne heights, mcr, fall out boy ) and others following more traditional pop formats of gentle guitar riffs and softer singing( simple plan, Taking back sunday ). Mcr, fall out boy, silverstein, hawthorne heights, a thorn for every heart, the used, funeral for a friend are examples.

Late 90s/2000s Metalcore: Softer metal dealing with similar topics to emo - love, death, hatred, unhapiness etc. Often screamed/loud lyrics, hard/pronounced guitar riffs, hard drumming. Bullet for my valentine, bleed the dream, it dies today are examples.

2000s screamo: Perhaps as a front against the pop punk movement, bands tend mirror earlier, more hardcore forms of 'emo' with screamo being the most popular. Many little known, quite popular or even established screamo bands exist today following the general format of screamo in the early 90s. Funeral diner, circle takes the square, iwrotehaikusabout cannabilisminyouryearbook ( I had to space that ), emo summer ( who classify themselves as extremo...) are the best examples.

Confused yet?? You should be if you like this stuff, the world just doesn't get people like me and you and nothing should make sense.
Scene Pete: Woooooo I'm listening to emo music, mcr totally kick ass. Black parade pwnzorz.

Emo Dan: Leave me alone I'm listening to Jerome's dream, I want my ears to bleed so I feel pain.

Scene Pete: Zommmzggzgzzbbq!!1111 Screamo??! That is so cool, I want to listen to it.

Emo Dan: Scene cunts.
by X emo tears X April 13, 2007
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High School Musical

A clusterfuck of disney teenagers singing to terrible music.
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music

A work of art, containing words that eventually may tell us something, moving in a catchy rhythm. Long story short, its "fucking your ears with noises, catchy noises". There are many times of music, starting from quite possibly the very beginning of humanity, or at the least when homo-sapiens stopped picking their noses and stood up, hooting wildly and beating each other in the head with dinosaur bones. This is how music began, don't object me, I know I'm right.

Eventually this "music" evolved into a leisure hobby that has lived to this modern day.

There are many types of music, but apparantly corruption in the RIAA, a money-oinking recording industry began a organized legal-war against the sharing of .mp3s, the main format for music we distribute through websites and gnutella networks. The RIAA's victory against napster proved to be a failure, other file sharing networks sprouted out like mushrooms and cleverly evaded the law by claiming "We arn't distributing the 'illegal files', its the users themselves that choose what they want to distribute, we arn't controlling anything". Nonetheless, recently RIAA and even some governments threatened to sue those who are found to be "pirating" music.

It ain't pirating damnit, all we just do is buy CDs from the mall, use our cd-burner software to extract and convert the music, and hand it out to moneyless bums on the internet. If the RIAA was so damn smart, then maybe they would at least make it harder for us to do so.
Music is basically sounds that you enjoy, unlike the farting your lard-stuffed dad makes.
by Chang Tan January 2, 2004
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musical coma

a state in which one is so enveloped in a song, that they don't acknowledge the world around them, either because of the lyrics, the music, or both.
Benjamin III went into a musical coma listening to Let the Drummer Kick, and he had no idea I had been trying to get his attention for the past minute.
by lunestaaa October 20, 2008
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music.ly

A sneaky app for preteens and teenagers, to wear as little clothing as possible, without being apprehended by a parental figure, while dancing to the most sexual songs of the radio, shaking parts of their body that will not even develop for years for many of Its users. The magical land where "my daddy didn't love me enough" is created and The beginning of every thot's journey.
Friend 1 "Dude there's this chick on music.ly that's damn fine."
Ex Friend 2 *hangs up phone and procedes to do a background check on Friend 1 for possible child sexual predator charges.
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Hyper Music

A song by ridiculously good band Muse off 2nd album Origin of Symmetry. The song is pretty awesome, and really fucking fun to jump around to, whatever mood your in. Also really great riff to play on guitar, 'cause you just go insane and jump all over the place and get neckache in the morning but it's totally worth it 'cause at least your guitar's not pregnant, unlike how your girlfriend would be if you'd chosen the more boring option the night before.

The lyrics from the song were also taken and used on the band's B-Side Hyper Chondriac Music, the best slow song to have ever existed. It's bloody different musically, but the lyrics are pretty much the same, and it gives a nice different take on the song.
Matt: Hey I think we should play Hyper Music tomorrow guys!
Chris: Yeah! Great idea!
Dom: But your neck'll hurt in the morning Matt so you won't be able to suck my dick as hard.
Matt: True dat.
by Zederic Foxxy February 21, 2010
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